Creature Comforts Bundle
Stock up for spooky season and save a spine-chilling 30% with this ghoulishly grand bundle.
Spooky season’s here. Which can only mean one thing... Halloween parties galore! And that finger food ain’t gonna make itself. So, for the next two weeks, we’ve added this ghoulishly grand bundle of Halloween meats to the shop. It’s 31% off. More delicious than Bruce Campbell’s chin. And stacked with enough tender cuts to feed an army of darkness. (If you got that reference, you’re my people).
Grab yours before the offer ends Halloween Night!
The Creature Comfort bundle contains:
| Thick-Cut Filet | 6 Filets (3 packs) |
| Baby Ribs | 2 Racks |
| Meaty Meat Pork-ish | 2 Packs |
| Meaty Meat Lamb-ish | 1 Pack |
| Whole Cut Loin | 1 loin |
Thick-Cut Filet:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (27%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Thickeners (Carrageenan, Methylcellulose), Vitamin B12
Baby-Ribs:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (24%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Pea Protein Isolate, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Salt, Apple Extract, Vitamin B12.
Meaty Meat Pork-ish:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (26%), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.
Meaty Meat Lamb-ish:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (26%), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.
Umami Burger Original:
Water, Wheat Gluten, Sunflower Protein (6.8%), Onion, Koji Barley (5.3%) (Barley, Water, Acid: Lactic Acid), Sunflower Oil, Quinoa (2.8%), Miso Paste (Water, Barley, Chickpeas, Salt), Spices, Molasses, Flaxseed, Mustard, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Tomato Concentrate, Natural Smoke Flavouring.
Umami Burger Spinach & Mediterranean Spices:
Water, Wheat Gluten, Spinach 10.2%, Sunflower Protein 6.8%, Onion, Koji Barley 4.5% (Barley, Water, Acid: Lactic Acid), Sunflower Oil, Quinoa 2.4%, Miso Paste (Water, Barley, Chickpeas, Salt), Spices, Molasses, Flaxseed, Mustard, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Tomato Concentrate, Natural Smoke Flavour, Mediterranean Spice Mix.
Thick-Cut Filet
Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 652 kJ / 156 kcal, Fat 7.0 g (of which saturates 0.8 g), Carbohydrate 2.4 g (of which sugars 0.9 g), Dietary Fibre 5.9 g, Protein 18 g, Salt 0.78 g, Iron 4.8 mg (34% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).
Baby-Ribs
Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 822 kJ / 212 kcal, Fat 11 g (of which saturates 1.3 g), Carbohydrate 1.4 g (of which sugars 1.4 g), Dietary Fibre 9.8 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 1.2 g, Iron 3.9 mg (28% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).
Meaty Meat Pork-ish
Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 724 kJ / 173 kcal, Fat 6.8 g (of which saturates 1.2 g), Carbohydrate 3.6 g (of which sugars 1.7 g), Dietary Fibre 6.3 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 1.23 g, Iron 3.6 mg (26% RI*), Zinc 3.7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium 18.3 µg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).
Meaty Meat Lamb-ish
Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 726 kJ / 174 kcal, Fat 6.9 g (of which saturates 0.8 g), Carbohydrate 4.4 g (of which sugars 1.7 g), Dietary Fibre 5.9 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 0.93 g, Iron 3.7 mg (26% RI*), Zinc 3.7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium 18.3 µg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).
Umami Burger Original
Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 804 kJ / 192 kcal, Fat 5.3 g (of which saturates 0.6 g), Carbohydrate 7.0 g (of which sugars 3.8 g), Dietary Fibre 5.0 g, Protein 26 g, Salt 1.3 g.
Umami Burger Spinach
Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 749 kJ / 179 kcal, Fat 5.5 g (of which saturates 0.9 g), Carbohydrate 10 g (of which sugars 2.6 g), Dietary Fibre 3.7 g, Protein 22 g, Salt 1.3 g.
*RI = Reference intakes for an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal)
When will my order ship?
All orders collected by Friday, 8 am, will ship out the following Monday.
How is the product shipped?
We ship the product with plenty of insulation and cooling gel packs to ensure the product arrives chilled.
If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.
Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.
A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.
To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.
Shockingly close to real meat.
Feels like a premium product.
Inside the Creature Comforts Bundle
Thick-Cut Filets
The Thick-Cut Filets are our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.
They won 'Best Meat Alternative' at Vegan Food & Living. Lush marbling, rapidly-forming golden crust, and a center that stays supple and juicy.
Baby Ribs
Then there’s our infamous Baby Ribs. The ones with edible bones. The ones people stare at for a suspiciously long time before taking a bite and muttering, "Wait... you can eat the bone?"
Our Baby Ribs were named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.
Share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.
Meaty-Meat Pork-ish
Our Meaty Meat was voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.
Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of protein-packed tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.
36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?