Meat Retreat Bundles

Ease End of Summer Trauma with up to 32% off our Coziest Cuts for Autumn.

"A Succulent Escape"

Save 21%

€119.99 €151.95

"Roasted & Radiant"

Save 28%

€149.99 €207.93

"Meat Me In Paradise"

Save 32%

€199.99 €293.91

The summer-to-fall transition is traumatic. Before we’ve dawned our first medium-weight jacket, darkness descends, our skin drains of color, and suddenly, we’re a pale, anti-social shadow of our former, sexier self. But, instead of collapse in despair, we’ve devised a solution: Meat Retreat Bundles! These collections of our coziest fall cuts are like a spa-day for your taste buds. A succulent staycation away from the nippy nights and seasonal affective disorder—and a perfect reason to gather.

So, choose a package, call up your loved ones, and find your escape.

Each bundle contains:

	"A Succulent Escape"	"Roasted & Radiant"	"Meat Me In Paradise"
Thick-Cut Filets	6	8	10
Baby-Ribs	2	3	4
Meaty Meat Pork-ish	4	5	9

Ingredients

Thick-Cut Filet:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (27%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Thickeners (Carrageenan, Methylcellulose), Vitamin B12

Baby-Ribs:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (24%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Pea Protein Isolate, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Salt, Apple Extract, Vitamin B12.

Meaty Meat Pork-ish:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (26%), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.

Meaty Meat Lamb-ish:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (26%), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.

Umami Burger Original:

Water, Wheat Gluten, Sunflower Protein (6.8%), Onion, Koji Barley (5.3%) (Barley, Water, Acid: Lactic Acid), Sunflower Oil, Quinoa (2.8%), Miso Paste (Water, Barley, Chickpeas, Salt), Spices, Molasses, Flaxseed, Mustard, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Tomato Concentrate, Natural Smoke Flavouring.

Umami Burger Spinach & Mediterranean Spices:

Water, Wheat Gluten, Spinach 10.2%, Sunflower Protein 6.8%, Onion, Koji Barley 4.5% (Barley, Water, Acid: Lactic Acid), Sunflower Oil, Quinoa 2.4%, Miso Paste (Water, Barley, Chickpeas, Salt), Spices, Molasses, Flaxseed, Mustard, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Tomato Concentrate, Natural Smoke Flavour, Mediterranean Spice Mix.

Nutrition

Thick-Cut Filet

Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 652 kJ / 156 kcal, Fat 7.0 g (of which saturates 0.8 g), Carbohydrate 2.4 g (of which sugars 0.9 g), Dietary Fibre 5.9 g, Protein 18 g, Salt 0.78 g, Iron 4.8 mg (34% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).

Baby-Ribs

Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 822 kJ / 212 kcal, Fat 11 g (of which saturates 1.3 g), Carbohydrate 1.4 g (of which sugars 1.4 g), Dietary Fibre 9.8 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 1.2 g, Iron 3.9 mg (28% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).

Meaty Meat Pork-ish

Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 724 kJ / 173 kcal, Fat 6.8 g (of which saturates 1.2 g), Carbohydrate 3.6 g (of which sugars 1.7 g), Dietary Fibre 6.3 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 1.23 g, Iron 3.6 mg (26% RI*), Zinc 3.7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium 18.3 µg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).

Meaty Meat Lamb-ish

Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 726 kJ / 174 kcal, Fat 6.9 g (of which saturates 0.8 g), Carbohydrate 4.4 g (of which sugars 1.7 g), Dietary Fibre 5.9 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 0.93 g, Iron 3.7 mg (26% RI*), Zinc 3.7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium 18.3 µg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12 1.25 µg (50% RI*).

Umami Burger Original

Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 804 kJ / 192 kcal, Fat 5.3 g (of which saturates 0.6 g), Carbohydrate 7.0 g (of which sugars 3.8 g), Dietary Fibre 5.0 g, Protein 26 g, Salt 1.3 g.

Umami Burger Spinach

Nutrition facts per 100 g:
Energy Value 749 kJ / 179 kcal, Fat 5.5 g (of which saturates 0.9 g), Carbohydrate 10 g (of which sugars 2.6 g), Dietary Fibre 3.7 g, Protein 22 g, Salt 1.3 g.

*RI = Reference intakes for an average adult (8400 kJ / 2000 kcal)

Shipping

When will my order ship?

All orders collected by Friday, 8 am, will ship out the following Monday.

How is the product shipped?

We ship the product with plenty of insulation and cooling gel packs to ensure the product arrives chilled.

Meat Retreat Bundles

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You Are WorthyYou Are RadiantYou Are Hungry(And a little pale)

Gear Patrol

If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.

The Manual

Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.

Mens Health

A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.

The Verge

To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.

CNET

Shockingly close to real meat.

The Independent

Feels like a premium product.

Thick-Cut Filets

The Thick-Cut Filets are our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.

They won 'Best Meat Alternative' at Vegan Food & Living. Lush marbling, rapidly-forming golden crust, and a center that stays supple and juicy.

Baby Ribs

Then there’s our infamous Baby Ribs. The ones with edible bones. The ones people stare at for a suspiciously long time before taking a bite and muttering, "Wait... you can eat the bone?"

Our Baby Ribs were named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.

Share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.

Meaty-Meat Pork-ish

Our Meaty Meat was voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.

Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of protein-packed tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.

36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?

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