Grillmas Bundles

CHOOSE YOUR SPF (SANITY PROTECTION FACTOR) AND SAVE UP TO 30% ON A GRILLMAS FEAST!

SPF 30 (MILD SANITY PROTECTION)

Save 14%

€119.99 €138.95

SPF 70 (BROAD SPECTRUM SANITY PROTECTION)

Save 28%

€149.99 €208.91

SPF 1000 (TOTAL SANITY PROTECTION)

Save 30%

€199.99 €284.89

We're halfway through 2026, and it's been a complete assault on the nervous system. HOW ARE WE TO COPE? Well, that's what Grillmas Bundles are for. Three grill-ready feasts, sorted by SPF, or Sanity Protection Factor (i.e. how much of your mid-year crisis you're trying to block out). Whether you need a light coat or a full sensory escape, there's a factor matched to the psychological damage this year has wrought.

So get in the Grillmas spirit, put some meat under the tree, and take the edge off with a proper Grillmas feast.

Each bundle contains:

	Beginning	Middle	End
Thick-Cut Filets	4	6	8
Baby-Ribs	2	3	4
Meaty Meat Pork-ish	2	3	4
Meaty Meat Lamb-ish	2	2	4
Umami Original	-	1	1
Umami Spinach	1	2	2

Shipped frozen with insulated packaging
Free shipping over €119.99
below that, €20 due to frozen delivery

Ingredients

Thick-Cut Filet:

Water,Soy Protein Concentrate(27%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Thickeners (Carrageenan, Methylcellulose), Vitamin B12

Baby-Ribs:

WATER,SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE(24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVOURS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, VITAMIN B12.

Meaty Meat Pork-ish:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate(26 %), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.

Meaty Meat Lamb-ish:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate(26 %), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.

Nutrition

Thick-Cut Filet Nutrition facts per 100g:

Energy Value 652kJ/156kcal, Total Fat 7,0g (of which saturates 0,8g), Total Carbohydrate 2,4g (of which sugars 0,9g), Dietary Fiber 5,9g, Protein 18g, Salt 0,78g, Iron 4,8mg (34% RI*), Vitamin B12 1,25µg (50% RI*)

Baby-Ribs Nutrition facts per 100 g:

Energy Value 822 kJ/212 kcal, **Fat 11 g (of which saturated fat 1,3 g), Carbohydrate 1,4 g (of which sugars 1,4 g), Dietary Fiber 9,8 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 1,2 g, Iron3,9 mg(28% RI), Vitamin B12 1,25 µg (50% RI).

Meaty Meat Pork-ish Nutrition Facts per 100 g:

Energy value: 724 kJ (173 kcal), Fat: 6,8 g, of which Saturated fat: 1,2 g, Carbohydrate: 3,6 g, of which Sugars: 1,7 g, Dietary fibre: 6,3 g, Protein: 21 g, Salt: 1,23 g, Iron: 3,6 mg (26% RI*), Zinc: 3,7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium: 18,3 μg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12: 1,25 μg (50% RI*).

*RI = Reference intakes for an average adult (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)

Meaty Meat Lambish Nutrition Facts per 100 g:

Energy value: 726 kJ (174 kcal), Fat: 6,9 g, of which Saturated fat: 0,8 g, Carbohydrate: 4,4 g, of which Sugars: 1,7 g, Dietary fibre: 5,9 g, Protein: 21 g, Salt: 0,93 g, Iron: 3,7 mg (26% RI*), Zinc: 3,7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium: 18,3 μg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12: 1,25 μg (50% RI*).

*RI = Reference intakes for an average adult (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)

Shipping

When will my order ship?

All orders collected by Friday, 8 am, will ship out the following Monday.

How is the product shipped?

We ship the product with plenty of insulation and cooling gel packs to ensure the product arrives chilled.

Grillmas Bundles

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Gear Patrol

If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.

The Manual

Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.

Mens Health

A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.

The Verge

To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.

CNET

Shockingly close to real meat.

The Independent

Feels like a premium product.

Thick-Cut Filet & Baby Ribs

Our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.

Recently won 'Best Meat Alternative' at Vegan Food & Living. Lush marbling, rapidly-forming golden crust, and a center that stays supple and juicy.

Then, there's the world's first plant-based ribs with bones.

Named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.

The filets have 20g protein per serving.

The Baby Ribs have 32g of complete protein per serving.

Umami Burgers

Before "umami" became everyone's favorite food word, it was quietly making dinner taste better. This patty keeps the tradition alive with a rich, naturally savory flavor, a proper bite, and enough protein to earn a permanent spot in your freezer.

The Umami Burger Spinach & Mediterranean Spices is a burger that refuses to stay in its lane. Rich, savory, satisfyingly springy, and armed with 22g of plant protein. Stack it high, slice it thin, or toss it into whatever dinner needs a little more substance and a lot more umami.

Meaty-Meat Pork-ish & Lamb-ish

Voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.

Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.

36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?