Longest Feast Bundles

The longest day of the year requires a lot of meat. Get yours up to 33% off.

For your Kin

Save 24%

€119.99 €157.94

For the Clan

Save 32%

€149.99 €219.92

For the Village

Save 33%

€199.99 €299.90

Somewhere in your lineage... past the spreadsheets and the standing desks... there was an ancestor who knew exactly what to do in late June: gather the tribe, build an irresponsibly large fire, and feast until the break of dawn, yo. With our Longest Feast bundles, stacked with Filets, Baby Ribs, Pork-ish, and Lamb-ish, you’ll have everything required to host your own Solstice extravaganza, feeding your whole clan and eliciting disgusting, guttural noises while they dance near the open flames. Get up to 33% off until June 21st and make the ancestors proud!

Each bundle contains:

	For Your Kin	For The Clan	For The Village
Thick-Cut Filets	6	6	10
Baby-Ribs	3	5	5
Meaty Meat Pork-ish	1	2	4
Meaty Meat Lamb-ish	1	1	3

Shipped frozen with insulated packaging
Free shipping over €119.99
below that, €20 due to frozen delivery

Ingredients

Thick-Cut Filet:

Water,Soy Protein Concentrate(27%), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Thickeners (Carrageenan, Methylcellulose), Vitamin B12

Baby-Ribs:

WATER,SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE(24%), SUNFLOWER OIL, NATURAL FLAVOURS, PEA PROTEIN ISOLATE, RED BEET JUICE CONCENTRATE, SALT, APPLE EXTRACT, VITAMIN B12.

Meaty Meat Pork-ish:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate(26 %), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.

Meaty Meat Lamb-ish:

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate(26 %), Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavours, Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein Isolate, Salt, Apple Extract, Zinc Gluconate, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin B12.

Nutrition

Thick-Cut Filet Nutrition facts per 100g:

Energy Value 652kJ/156kcal, Total Fat 7,0g (of which saturates 0,8g), Total Carbohydrate 2,4g (of which sugars 0,9g), Dietary Fiber 5,9g, Protein 18g, Salt 0,78g, Iron 4,8mg (34% RI*), Vitamin B12 1,25µg (50% RI*)

Baby-Ribs Nutrition facts per 100 g:

Energy Value 822 kJ/212 kcal, **Fat 11 g (of which saturated fat 1,3 g), Carbohydrate 1,4 g (of which sugars 1,4 g), Dietary Fiber 9,8 g, Protein 21 g, Salt 1,2 g, Iron3,9 mg(28% RI), Vitamin B12 1,25 µg (50% RI).

Meaty Meat Pork-ish Nutrition Facts per 100 g:

Energy value: 724 kJ (173 kcal), Fat: 6,8 g, of which Saturated fat: 1,2 g, Carbohydrate: 3,6 g, of which Sugars: 1,7 g, Dietary fibre: 6,3 g, Protein: 21 g, Salt: 1,23 g, Iron: 3,6 mg (26% RI*), Zinc: 3,7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium: 18,3 μg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12: 1,25 μg (50% RI*).

*RI = Reference intakes for an average adult (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)

Meaty Meat Lambish Nutrition Facts per 100 g:

Energy value: 726 kJ (174 kcal), Fat: 6,9 g, of which Saturated fat: 0,8 g, Carbohydrate: 4,4 g, of which Sugars: 1,7 g, Dietary fibre: 5,9 g, Protein: 21 g, Salt: 0,93 g, Iron: 3,7 mg (26% RI*), Zinc: 3,7 mg (37% RI*), Selenium: 18,3 μg (33% RI*), Vitamin B12: 1,25 μg (50% RI*).

*RI = Reference intakes for an average adult (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)

Shipping

When will my order ship?

All orders collected by Friday, 8 am, will ship out the following Monday.

How is the product shipped?

We ship the product with plenty of insulation and cooling gel packs to ensure the product arrives chilled.

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Thick-Cut Filet

Our OG. The 'aromatic, meaty medallion' that made plant-based steak a thing.

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20g protein per serving.

Baby Ribs

The world's first plant-based ribs with bones.

Named PETA's Most Innovative Vegan Product of 2023. Made with our cleanest recipe yet - no thickeners, no binders, no preservatives.

32g of complete protein per serving. Share the unfiltered joy of tearing juicy mouthfuls right off the bone with the whole table.

Meaty-Meat Pork-ish & Lamb-ish

Voted 'Best New Product of 2025' by Vegan Food & Living.

Yes, it may have a dumb name. But Meaty Meat is a versatile slab of tenderness you can slice, chunk, or cook whole.

36g of protein per serving. No thickeners, binders, or preservatives. Rich in zinc, iron, B12, and selenium. Why complicate things?