Meet your new protein companion: MEATY MEAT. Yes, it may have a dumb name. But once you try it, Meaty Meat will become your ride or die meat. It’s a versatile, high-protein friend to every item in your fridge and every recipe in your repertoire.
⚖️1 Piece = 180 g
Ingredients
Water, soy protein concentrate (26%), red beet juice concentrate, natural flavours, sunflower oil, pea protein isolate, salt, apple extract, zinc gluconate, sodium selenite, vitamin B12.
Nutrition
Average nutritional values per 100 g
Per 100 g % NRV*
Energy 726 kJ / 174 kcal
Fat 6,9 g
of which saturates 0,8 g
Carbohydrate 4,4 g
of which sugars 1,7 g
Fibre 5,9 g
Protein 21 g
Salt 0,93 g
Iron 3,7 mg 26%
Zinc 3,7 mg 37%
Selenium 18,3 µg 33%
Vitamin B12 1,25 µg 50%
*NRV = Nutrient reference value
Shipping
After we process your order, it will ship at the beginning of the following week, and arrive in 1-3 days. We only ship at the start of the week to prevent your package from getting stuck over the weekend. This guarantees maximum freshness. 🙂
How is the product shipped?
We ship our product with plenty of insulation and dry ice to ensure the product arrives chilled.
How to store the product?
You can store your Meaty Meat in the freezer until the expiration date printed on the side of the packaging. Once thawed, keep them refrigerated and use within 3 days of opening. If left unopened in the refrigerator, they can be stored for 21 days.
Storage
If purchased frozen: Keep frozen at ≤ -18°C. Thaw in the refrigerator for 24 hours and use within 3 days of opening. Do not refreeze.
If purchased refrigerated: Keep refrigerated between +4°C and +8°C, and use within 3 days of opening.
Best before: See side of packaging.
Do not consume if the packaging is damaged or bloated. Always cook to an internal temperature of 74°C.
€39.99€40.00
Meaty Meat Lamb-ish
On Sale from €39.99
"Lamb-ish"Full of FlavorMake Slices, Shreds, Chunks, SteaksOr Whatever...
Gear Patrol
If this is where plant-based protein is headed, consider us vegan-curious.
The Manual
Juicy Marbles may be the best thing to happen to the increasingly cramped category since Beyond meat.
Mens Health
A plant-based filet mignon so tender, so flavorful, and so similar in appearance and texture that you’ll fool yourself into eating a high-end cut for a whole lot less.
The Verge
To my tongue, it very much tastes like beef.
CNET
Shockingly close to real meat.
The Independent
Feels like a premium product.
38g
complete protein per serving
NØ
thickeners, binders,
or preservatives
Rich in
zinc, B12 & selenium
(up to 50% NRV)
180g Portion
for 1-2 people
"Lamb-ish" Flavor
Cozy, sensual, hearty, and whimsical, Lamb’s aromas transport you to far-off places. Take a whiff, and you’re gambling with a band of spice traders in a smokey yurt on the steppes of Mongolia. Take another, and retreat to the candle-lit warmth of a snowy inn where the barmaid, Helga, is cooking a mean shepherd’s pie.
If you’ve never gotten your lamb on, it is time to get your lamb on.
Your loyal protein companion
Meaty Meat is a delicious slab of pure possibility. Slice, chunk, or shred it to add a juicy protein boost to your next sandwich, stir-fry, bowl, salad, dumpling, brekky, stew, noodle, or wrap. We could keep going, but you get the idea…
Made with "Marble 3.0"
Our simplest and most nutritious recipe to date. More protein. Fewer ingredients. With added micronutrients like selenium and zinc that do your body good.
This pork filet man… it was the most amazing pseudo meat I’ve had. I used steak rub and salt only and pan fried it. Tasted straight up like pork chashu and the texture is unreal!!! You don’t even taste an aftertaste like most non-meat products. It’s amazing!!! So delicious!!!
Roasted the seasoned porkish loin, shredded it, put it in puff pastry… rolled up. Wrapped individually and put in the freezer. British style sausage rolls. From freezer to plate in 20” (400 degrees) … I also use the lambish one in Cornish style pasty’s with diced potatoes, shallots. They’re a fast and easy way to put a protein on the plate. Add salad and/or soup and you have a great meal.
Decided to make pork roast (pot roast style,) seared it on a skillet first to give it that pot roast look. It was very tender and pulled apart beautifully! It was just what I needed for my first cozy fall dinner paired with mashed potatoes and creamed corn on the side! Have already purchased my next order, and am a lifetime fan! Highly recommend! For me personally, I added a little A1 sauce and Kinders’ bbq sauce, perfection!
My stepmother makes delicious Persian food. So I asked if we could make a Persian dish with the meaty meat lamb-ish. She made (and I helped!) Khareshe Basemjan: lamb-ish with tender eggplant and fresh tomatoes, cinnamon, nutmeg and lemon juice. With a side of couscous. Holy not-cow! I couldn’t believe how much it tasted like real lamb, a sense memory from 40 years ago when I became vegan. Just to verify, my non-vegan stepmother agreed wholeheartedly. I have two packs left at home, and I can’t wait!
The Lamb-ish is as delicious as ALL the JM cuts. We enjoy the texture and style of this as is but we got a lil rowdy one night, chopped it up, pan crisped the pieces and made a pizza. Not to be overly dramatic, but that decision has basically ruined us for future pizza topped any other way. We have also enjoyed it like fancy-pants-adults with chimichurri and watercress salad. Another night we scarfed it down with rosemary and garlic roasted potatoes.
Truthfully we have what we consider to be a healthy obsession, and 💯 plant based Polyamory, for Juicy Marbles products. Bangers ✅ Filet’s ✅✅ Ribs ✅✅✅ Lamb-ish and Pork-ish Meaty Meats ✅✅✅✅ 🤤 1000% Yum!
We *LOVE*Juicy Marbles! Like an 80’s obsessed stalker song kind of love, minus the creepy felony. The pork-ish is super delicious and versatile. We’ve had it as is, pan fried with a tasty crust. We’ve also cooked it to have pulled pork-ish bbq style on rolls and smoked pulled pork-ish nachos! It’s changed our dinner game in a “life is still worth living” kind of way. When our JM order arrives at our door, we truly feel like we’ve won the game! Thanks for being in our lives, we don’t wanna live without you. Ever. (Even if we have to stalk you).
I was completely blown away. I have been vegan for over 6 years now. I went vegan, not because I didn't like the taste and mouth feel of good meat, but for health and ethical reasons. I have been watching and waiting a prime time to get to try and enjoy Juicy Marbles and I got a chance with the pork-ish. THIS IS THE BEST TASTING VEGAN MEAT HANDS DOWN!! The look, the smell, the texture, and above all the taste is on point for and perfectly delicious pork. Upon putting in the pan, I was amazed. It cooked so easily and I couldn't believe this wasn't the real thing. My oldest daughter who is an avid meat eater, and very picky, was even thoroughly impressed by it all (she ended up taking a good portion to eat like it was). I made the sandwich recipe on the site, with a slight variation accounting for what I had, and it was the best tasting thing food I have had in a long while. I ate until I was painfully full. My mind has now run wild with all of the things that I can now recreate from my childhood. Thank you Juicy Marbles; I love you ❤️
I was completely blown away. I have been vegan for over 6 years now. I went vegan, not because I didn't like the taste and mouth feel of good meat, but for health and ethical reasons. I have been watching and waiting a prime time to get to try and enjoy Juicy Marbles and I got a chance with the pork-ish. THIS IS THE BEST TASTING VEGAN MEAT HANDS DOWN!! The look, the smell, the texture, and above all the taste is on point for and perfectly delicious pork. Upon putting in the pan, I was amazed. It cooked so easily and I couldn't believe this wasn't the real thing. My oldest daughter who is an avid meat eater, and very picky, was even thoroughly impressed by it all (she ended up taking a good portion to eat like it was). I made the sandwich recipe on the site, with a slight variation accounting for what I had, and it was the best tasting thing food I have had in a long while. I ate until I was painfully full. My mind has now run wild with all of the things that I can now recreate from my childhood. Thank you Juicy Marbles; I love you ❤️
Loved it! Simple to make (I just pan fried it with some Brazilian spice mix sprinkled on) and tastes delicious. I am a vegetarian convert who never really stopped loving meat dishes. This takes me back. Can't wait to try it out in more recipies!!
I'm a longtime Juicy Marbles fan but the lamb Meaty Meat was next level. I made the Lamb Souvlaki recipe from the website here and it was absolute fire. They nailed the earthy, robust lamb taste. Our toddler, a real bold flavors guy, was totally into it too. Can't wait to try the pork one!
I'm a longtime Juicy Marbles fan but the lamb Meaty Meat was next level. I made the Lamb Souvlaki recipe from the website here and it was absolute fire. They nailed the earthy, robust lamb taste. Our toddler, a real bold flavors guy, was totally into it too. Can't wait to try the pork one!
Sometimes it's just really nice to have a big ol' chunk of good, dependable protein that you can pair with just about anything. The Pork-ish flavor of Meaty Meat is exactly that; neutral enough to just work salted and peppered, but flexible enough to stand up to stronger flavors too.
If you're reading this, you should eat some. C'mon, stuff it in your face hole. Seize the -ish. Become one with your dreams. Ride the snake. Bareback the unicorn. Uppercut the bad shark. The Pork-ish was inside you all along. Because you just ate some. Mmm.
Sunday dinner - w/2 sides - Turnip greens and stewed tomatoes 🍅 (made like typical Collard greens). Fried red potatoes (diced) and onions. Of course it was wonderful!
I’ve eaten my weight in lambish. It’s so easy to cook and so easy to do multiple things with it. It can be an ingredient in a fancy dish or just sliced for simple sandwiches. It’s easy to tell when it’s finished cooking in the skillet. The texture is very satisfying and the taste is perfection.
Love, love, love every single product! I even figured out a way to cook the rib "bones!" A bit disappointed I did not get any notice about your turkey roasts though :( Would have been thrilled to try that for Thanksgiving.
Juicy marbles is what we love to reach for when we're feeling lazy and don't want to make our own seitan or process some tofu! Excellent texture, flavor, and aroma great you with every dish you create!
My son and I think they are delicious. The taste and texture are so realistic I was almost concerned that it was animal meat. We are vegan and will buy again.
Baked a hunk of this meaty porkish with my favorite BBQ sauce and made the most yummy pulled pork sandwiches. A slice of kosher dill pickle, some vegan cilantro lime slaw, the amazing pork, and a vegan potato roll made for a great dinner.
OMG!! Can anyone say pulled pork sandwiches? We cooked them whole the first time (wink wink) and they were delicious. As we were eating them though, they flake/shred and my immediate thought was "The next time we have these, we are making pulled pork sandwiches". We can't wait to have them again!
I'm a return customer and will be a return customer forever.....I never knew anything like this existed......I can have all my fav dishes without any of the guilt.....I have been vegetarian for 30 yrs and just now am able to enjoy foods everyone else has been killing animals for......forever thankful to Juicy Marbles!
It’s dry as hell and the flavor is terrible. I turned the rest into a stew to try not wasting it. The fibrous texture is impressive, but overall it’s just unpleasant. Don’t contact me again.
Meat like strands are an enjoyable texture, and it is on the healthy side for food like this. Flavor is alright, and still approaches "meaty" in some respects, but could definitely use a sauce. A dijonaise or a brown gravy are both good choices here. In a pinch, a BBQ sauce is also acceptable if you don't wanna cook a dedicated sauce. This is leaps and bounds better than what I expected for a Po'k product, so even if pricy, it is worth it as a treat if not a staple.
I've been trying to find something that can augment my protein intake but isn't a shake. This is it, especially the ribs and meaty meat. Tasty and nutritious hahaha. Anyways keep on carrying on.
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